The Frog Dissecting Song
While TAing for a high school biology class, this song popped into my head. Portions are incomplete; suggestions are appreciated. Sung to the tune of Catch a Falling Star:
Chop apart a frog and stuff it in your pocket
Never let it rot away
Chop apart a frog and stuff it in your pocket
Save it for a rainy day
For boredom may come and tap you on the shoulder some starless night
And just in case you feel you want to {incomplete}
You'll have a pocketful of frog guts
Chop apart a frog and stuff it in your pocket
Never let it rot away
Chop apart a frog and stuff it in your pocket
Save it for a rainy day
For boredom may come and tap you on the shoulder some starless night
And just in case you feel you want to {incomplete}
You'll have a pocketful of frog guts
(Pocket full of frog guts, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm hm)
Chop apart a frog and stuff it in your pocket
Never let it rot away
Chop apart a frog and stuff it in your pocket
Save it for a rainy day
(Save it for a rainy, save it for a rainy, rainy, rainy day)
For when your troubles start multiplyin' - and they just might
It's easy to forget them without tryin'
With just a pocket full of frog guts
Chop apart a frog and stuff it in your pocket
Never let it rot away
Chop apart a frog and stuff it in your pocket
Save it for a rainy day
(Save it for a rainy day)
Save it for a rainy day
If anyone ever records this song, it can join the teacher's collection of frog-dissecting music. | 
