The "X" Gene Theory

created by RimRod
(idea) by prole (4.8 hr) (print)   (I like it!) Tue Dec 26 2000 at 7:05:00
let's consider the brain damage done to males by the androgen wash - namely, the destruction of approxiamtely half the dendrites connecting the left and right hemispheres of the brain. all humans begin their existence as females, with two x chromosomes, so we assume that x represents 1 in a binary system where 1 indicates a fully functioning brain and 0 indicates a damaged brain. and let us multiply, rather than add, the values of the chromosomes:

xy = 0
xx = 1

hence, the typical woman, though the painstakingly researched evidence rimrod brings up most conclusively proves her lack of sanity, is smarter than the males of her species, having an undamaged brain. this is not that shocking, considering that many geniuses are a little 'off', so it stands to reason that females would be perceived by their lesser counterparts as a little wacky.

luckily, women are so 'illogical' that they haven't realized yet that they could choose to follow the lead of certain all-female tribes in south america and learn to reproduce without men, rendering them useless as well as dumb, and just kill them all.


twajs - one stupid argument deserves another
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