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Sue All The World

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(thing) by Eloquence (2.2 mon) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Sat Jul 29 2000 at 18:18:13

Sue All The World is the latest sequel to the infamous Napster BAD! cartoon by Camp Chaos (http://www.campchaos.com). There's also a high-quality MP3 version of the theme without the video. The music is based on We Are The World by Michael Jackson and Lionel Ritchie. Famous pop stars and Nutty McShithead, spokesperson for the Recording Association for Popsong Economics, tell us all why we shouldn't be using Napster & Co. - here's the lyrics:
(James Hetfield:)
There is a thing, and they call it MP3
And our fans can get our music for free
There are people stealing our copyrighted tunes
Bleh-de-leh, bleh-de-leh, de-ledda-ledda prunes!

(Elton John:)
I can't go on knowing everyday
That my songs aren't generating any pay

(Dr. Dre:)
Yo, check it out now:
We're all against that evil ass motherfucking
Technology, hell yeah
And the truth
Is that cold hard cash is all we really need, bitch!

(Sheryl Crow:)
Sue all the world
Sue all the children
Sue all the pricks who have those MP3s
So let's start bitchin'

There's a choice you're makin'
When you save those MP3s
It's true, we get some extra press
From MTV

(Eminem:)
Well, burn those CDs; just stick it to the man
And then you can have our music for free
But when
Lars and Hetfield come knocking at your pad,
You'll piss your pussy pants
Dontcha know it, bitch?
Napster bad!

(James Hetfield:)
Napster bad! 

(Dr. Dre:)
Hell, yeah!

(Sheryl Crow & Nutty McShithead:)
Sue all the world
Sue all the children
Sue all the pricks who have those MP3s
So let's start bitchin'

(Lars Ulrich:)
Okay... y'know, there's a choice you're makin'
When you save those MP3s
And y'know, it's it's true
We're here to say 'Up yours!' 
To motherfucking technology... cocksucker!

(Sheryl:)
If we litigate, there is no hope at all
(Nutty:)
We'll fuck you up and rack you in the balls
(Madonna:)
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You must realize
(Sheryl:)
Oh! That we have to kill it dead
(Madonna & Sheryl:)
Record sales
Our butter and our bread!

(Everyone:)
Sue all the world!
Sue all the children!
Sue all the pricks who have those MP3s
So let's start bitchin'

(Hetfield:)
There's a choice you're makin'
When you save those MP3s
It's true, we are the dancing chimps
For this industry.

printable version
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Napster BAD! Nutty: The Kitten with Testicles for Legs Mike Love prick
Eminem Elton John We Are The World Mario Twins
Manau August 11, 2000 prune Napster
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