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Stuffed animal roadkill

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(thing) by Lord Brawl (3.7 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sat Mar 11 2000 at 2:52:58

The worst case of stuffed animal roadkill I've ever seen was this big, green adorable froggie. It had fallen from who-knows-where onto the center of Bloor street (6 lanes). It had fallen so that it lay perpendicular to the roadway and its head had been in the eastbound lane. That was, until the transport truck passed through the same space. The big, green adorable froggie's big stuffed head was sheared off and scattered in shredded bits all over the road. The decapitated body lay still on the centre line, mute warning to other stuffed animals that this was a rough neighbo(u)rhood.


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