Strike Them Hard, Drag Them to Church

How long does it take to wash church off?	Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots	Caroliner	They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest	Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.	What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)	E2 guide to music you've never heard of
That time I was almost killed by scary cult children	God loves his children. Who's your daddy?	Gonna go buy me some Jesus!	Apple-pie families and their flaming wreckage
Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it	Spiddletop Knuck Knuck	My God parted the sea; what can yours do?	Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
Crown of Awful Ways	My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game	God Talk and Burning Children	Losing my religion
Churches that tell you how to live	Lucifer's Hammer	Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder	Horse Flats

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