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Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
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Headline from APB news - the story is
approximate
ly thus:
A fellow saw a big
styrofoam
container in a
Boston
bus station
and grabbed it, thinking it contained the title's
tasty crustaceans
. When he was arrested in a
casino
, he was shocked to learn that they were actually
cornea
s destined for
transplant
.
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Cornea
bus station
Styrofoam
Boston
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