Staple gun haiku

created by ariels
(thing) by ariels (18 hr) (print)   (I like it!) 1 C! Mon Apr 24 2000 at 7:36:53
American tool.
Every handyman needs one.
Sh**! That was my thumb!
(idea) by Uberfetus (4.6 y) (print)   (I like it!) 2 C!s Mon Apr 24 2000 at 7:53:39
Woke up this morning.
I had to staple a man.
Damn this dirty war!

Tell your children that
Staple guns are not for kids.
Mine learned the hard way.

(idea) by Hai-Etlik (7.9 mon) (print)   (I like it!) Wed Jun 14 2000 at 13:27:06
A dangerous tool
Fastening many objects
I prefer duct tape
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