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Soy Shake

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(thing) by Cow Of Doom (3.2 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Tue Sep 19 2000 at 17:28:24

A nutritious and very very yummy soy-based Vanilla-almond flavored beverage made by Fresh Samantha. Also called "Willy Boy Soy Shake". Sure to be an E2 favorite, since it provides the strength a growing noder needs to crush his or her enemies.

Ingredients:

Water, Bananas, Soymilk Powder, Cane Juice, Vanilla Extract, Vitamins and Minerals, Almond Extract.

Vitamins and Minerals: Calcium, magnesium, Vitamin C, Vitamin E, Niacinamide, Iron, Beta Carotene, Zinc, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Copper, Vitamin B2, Vitamin D3, Vitamin B12.

On the bottle:

Willy story...
Willy Boy is now a rather sedate and dignified dog. If you had known him a while back he would have exhausted you from the constant wiggling of his hind end. He looked like a piglet with soft pink ears.

News flash...
The FDA approved a new health claim stating "diets low in saturated fat and cholesterol that include 25 grams of soy protein a day may reduce the risk of heart disease." One serving of Fresh Samantha Soy Shake provides 15 grams of soy protein! This is great news.


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Luna bar SOY! SOY! SOY! Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! SOY! Shake FDA
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Minerals Vitamin E extract Zinc
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Dream Log: November 13, 2002 TreeLoot Fresh Samantha soybean oil
beverage Powder soymilk
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