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Sorry about the small penis
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Fri Mar 24 2000 at 19:38:58
Statement
heard commonly on the streets in my neighborhod whenever a person roars down the
street
in a
muscle car
or a very large pickup, or sometimes even a really
nice
sports car. The theory behind it goes something like this:
The
men
in these
vehicle
s have small penises so they compensate for it by having
big
or really nice cars.
The (more likely)
reality
of this:
The person saying this wishes he had a car/
truck
like that and wants to feel
better
about not having one by claiming that the person driving it is just compensating for a
small
peins.
If the former is
true
then I must have a
huge
penis
as I have
no car
. I wonder if getting rid of my
car
caused my penis to
grow
.
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