| Star of the legendary Metal Gear Solid. A strong, tough, cool hero, whose only flaw is his abiliity to spout Snakeisms for hours and hours and hours...
His other flaw is his complete inability to spot the blindingly obvious plots against him:
SNAKE : "Colonel, Meryl is dead, the terrorists are laughing at me and some kids took my lunch money. Is there something you're hiding from me?"
COLONEL:"Erm, ah, no. No, of course not, er, Snake. (laughs nervously)"
SNAKE : "Oh, okay. That's fair enough then"
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