Right Jab -> Null
Left Hook -> Right Eye
"It's gonna be TCP!"
Left Jab -> Blocked
"Over my dead body! UDP has less overhead!"
"Dead Body? That's the idea!"
Charging Melvin -> Down to the mat
"Take back what you said about GTK+, you m*therf*cker!"
Knee -> groin -> Loud Wailing
"Never! Motif forever!"
Uppercut -> Broken Jaw -> Down for the count
"Put that in your "Extreme Programming" pipe and smoke it, Jack." | 
