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Single Sock Theory

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(idea) by emok (1.5 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Thu Apr 13 2000 at 2:25:26

This is the best explaination I've heard:

If you stick your head into the tub of a top-loading washing machine and look up, you will notice that there is a gap between the tub and the housing of the machine. The gap is there so that the tub can move independently of the housing, during the spin cycle, etc. If your machine fills with too much water, or if you put too many clothes in the machine, the water line can come dangerously close to this gap. If one of your socks is near the top of the load, and the other is towards the bottom, the top one might get tossed over during one of the cycles.

Of course this probably doesn't happen only for socks, you just don't buy your underwear in pairs.

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