Short People

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(person) by icicle (2.2 wk) (print) ? (I like it!) Tue Apr 04 2000 at 9:27:29

I am average height for an adult woman (fortunately, I don't feel even remotely grown-up).
My grandmother is taller than my mother, who is taller than me. This is not normal. We're devolving.
Selby and Nita are both around 5'10", and they both made fun of me, especially when I took my boots off. I've never been insecure about my height before. Actually, I'm not self-conscious now. Just more conscious.

I think my roommates would have learned to like each other better if they had found less to like in me.

For the short people	Randy Newman	vertically challenged	Short
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