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Shit on my chest

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(idea) by witchiepoo (9.4 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 4 C!s Wed Oct 25 2000 at 18:08:33

Lee's high school boyfriend was twenty-six. He bought her gold watches and took her to Cancun. He paid for expensive hotel stays and took her out on holidays to steak houses, places with $30 entrees. I always wondered how he managed this on his Little Caesar's manager salary.

Her mother really liked him, even approved of the relationship. I once overheard Lee discussing her upcoming Valentine's Day celebration and her mother was helping her flesh out her sex plans. Lee was going to have a theme for each room of the house, floating candles in one, whipped cream in another, finally culminating in the bedroom with some honey and a plastic sheet (which she later confessed did not work out very well.)

Her boyfriend announced his intent to propose to Lee on her sixteenth birthday, no objections from her mom. Lee was half tempted, it seemed like a good way to get out of high school. But she was also kind of freaked out. She did not really want to be engaged at sixteen, did not even want the big "sweet sixteen" party her mom was planning. Shortly afterward, she and the rich boyfriend broke up, or they were no longer exclusively fucking each other. I will always remember him as the Albanian who looked like Alan from Sesame Street, smelled of Drakkar and wanted Lee to shit on his chest.


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Lee Stories Why your balls seem to cringe sometimes Coke party baby Videogame clichés
Lord I Lift Your Name on High shit Little Caesar's That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills sweet sixteen rebound insomnia
Cancún sex object Sesame Street Drakkar
Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl Jim Norton Romy and Michele's High School Reunion Hotel
IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR. Ian and the Magic Towel The End of a Friendship scat
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