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Shetland pony wrestling
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Sat Feb 10 2001 at 16:29:12
This is a
story
I just have to
relate
to you all here; I found it far to
funny
to keep to myself; told to me by a guy called Stuart...
He was in
Staines
doing his
Christmas shopping
, and hating it. Walking along head down, he catches his foot in the
pavement
and sprawls headlong..."Fuck" he says, and watches the passers-by for a second or two..
When "Arrrgh!" he catches a glimpse of large
hairy
shape coming for him! It sinks it's
teeth
into his shoulder, near his
neck
, and with a "Yaarrwwllfucker!", Stuart grabs it by the head, rolls, and with a judo like throw hurls it from him. He hears it
cry
with
pain
; well actually kind of a '
screaming
neigh
'....it's a fucking
Shetland pony
...
He's flat on his back in Staines, and he's been
attacked
by some women's pet Shetland pony, which he's thrown across a crowded
pavement
in full view of hundreds of onlookers. The owner then starts to go at him with her
umbrella
screaming full volume like a
dervish
, 'cos he's actually really hurt the poor
animal
...
All-in Shetland pony
wrestling
in Staines, does that send the
bizarre-o-tron
clean off the scale, or what?
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