Satan in a Skirt

You know who I'm talking about. She's got a thought process so fucked-up it has to be experienced to be believed. Her logic is so wrongheaded that it almost makes sense. She preys on people like you, you poor bastard. Either that or she steps on you, crushing your soul into the dust of the earth.

But, if you see past her tricks, her innate desire to make you want her, she is powerless. Yes, she can be wiley, but you can be smarter. And once you've thwarted her, she'll never be able to touch you again.

I am not talking about all women. I like women. Mmm. But I am talking about that woman.

You know who I'm talking about.

I've had first hand experience with this type of woman. This is the type of girl that loves to "catch" a guy, and then show him how powerful she is. Usually soon after that, she gets bored with him and moves on.

This type of woman is usually very insecure about her own beauty, womanhood, and life in general. If you do see past her evil techniques, then you might have a chance at keeping her. The chances are though she has more deep-rooted problems which she can deal with only with the help of a doctor.

Just stick to my motto, "Women are the devil."