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Santa Claus is from Finland

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(person) by CapriKorn (2.4 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sun Apr 29 2001 at 12:11:14

Everyone knows that Santa Claus is a white-bearded, chubby old man in a red suit, and he lives in Finland, right? Some of you might say that he lives in North Pole, from where he comes with his flying reindeer every Christmas. He does have flying reindeer, but as early as in 1925 it was discovered that there are no reindeer in North Pole. There are, however, lots of reindeer in Lapland, Finland. In 1927, the great secret of Santa's address was revealed by Markus-Setä ("Uncle Markus") who compered the popular "Children's hour" on Finnish public radio. He declared that Father Christmas lives on Lapland's Korvatunturi Mountain.

But that's not all, kids. There's another fact that states clearly that Santa's from Finland: You see, the Santa as we know him today, as a red-suited man with a beard and a big belly, first appeared in a Coca-Cola advertisement in 1931. The man who they used was Haddon Sundblom, the owner of the company which made the famous ad. He was the man who was the model for the modern Santa. (Before that, Santa was more like an elf). And mr.Sundblom was originally from Ahvenanmaa, Finland. I rest my case.


(person) by shang (2.5 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Wed Dec 19 2001 at 22:35:44

The origins of the finnish Santa Claus are actually quite different than most people believe. The finnish word for "Santa Claus" is "Joulupukki" which literally translates to The Yule Goat. In finnish mythology The Yule Goat was a man who was cursed to roam the land in goat or man-goat form and deliver presents as a punishment (cursed by who? punishment for doing what? I haven't been able to find out). Before Coca-Cola mainstreamed the jolly, fat and red Santa Claus, the traditional finnish Santa Claus-costume included a mask (usually made from straws), goat horns and sometimes an actual goat skin. You can only imagine how much easier it was to "persuade" kids to behave with a costume like that.

(idea) by kombinaat (1.7 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Thu Dec 20 2001 at 13:23:32

According to Ian Darwin Edwards, a scottish researcher, the legend of Santa Claus' Flying sleigh and reindeers originated from drug hallucinations of the inhabitants of Lapland.

According to Edwards, the people living in northern Finland (Lapland) were feeding their reindeers poisonous mushrooms and after that drank the reindeer's urine, thus getting the hallucinogenic substances into their own system. And therefore got into a state comparable to being under the effects of LSD.

In this state, they thought it possible for them to fly with their reindeers. Later in their stories, the flying sleigh appeared behind the reindeers.

Edwards also suspects, that in their hallucinogenic state, the laplanders also saw the person, we nowadays know as the Santa Claus.

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