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(idea) by dannye (9.7 min) (print)   ?   4 C!s I like it! Tue Jun 27 2000 at 0:49:19

This reminds me of a redneck joke I heard a few years ago.

Cletus and LouNell are sitting in the double wide with all the crumb snatchers running around. Cletus winks at LouNell and whispers, "You feelin' lucky, gal?"

LouNell bats her eyelash and whispers, "I reckon. But whaddabout them kids?"

Cletus gets up, and in his finest fatherly tones, says, "You kids get out in th' yard and P-L-A-Y. Me and yer momma's gonna fuck."


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