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Recipe for Preserving Children

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(idea) by The Cow (3.9 y) (print)   ?   2 C!s I like it! Sun Jul 01 2001 at 11:41:47

RECIPE FOR PRESERVING CHILDREN

1 Grass-grown field.
1 Half-dozen Children (or more)
Several dogs (and puppies, if available).
1 Brook.
Pebbles.

Method

Into field pour children and dogs, allowing to mix well.
Pour brook over pebbles till slightly frothy.
When children are nicely brown cool in warm bath.
When dry, serve with milk and fresh baked gingerbread


Found on the inside of a yellow tin for index cards, labelled R E C I P E S. I have attempted to preserve the formatting, too.

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