Reasons why George W. Bush became president

Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend	I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am	What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source	Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
People are basically stupid	Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name	Avoid highly subjective writeups	I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
Hunter S. Thompson on George W. Bush	George W. Bush is a moron, and there is no 'grey matter' there	You Fucked Up!	2000 US Presidential Election
shrub	ex post facto	Zip+4 Code	soft money
Ralph Nader	Democratic Leadership Council	Code of Conduct for Hackey Sack Circles	George W. Bush
George W. Bush Metanode	Where are all the stupid Americans?	Anyone but Bush 2004	Illuminati

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