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Possible nicknames for the gold dollar coin

created by Cow Of Doom

(idea) by Cow Of Doom (3.2 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Wed Sep 27 2000 at 18:39:17

Every coin we have in the US has a nickname of no more than two syllables - penny, nickel, dime, quarter, dollar, and so on. What about the newly-introduced gold dollar? Here are some nicknames I have either heard or come up with for it.

· Squaw
Catchy, but it would be met with opposition, as the word "squaw" would no doubt be deemed offensive to Native Americans and is roughly equivalent to "whore". Still, a couple friends of mine insist on calling them "Squaw Bucks".

· Loonie
Why not just steal the name from the Canadian version?

· Sac
Short for Sacagawea, since she's on the front. My personal favorite, because it sounds dirty.

· Goldie
Although the connection with Goldie Hawn will pass, it's still a rather dull nickname. Although "quarter" is no work of genius either.

So what will we be calling this thing in 20 years? Probably "A distant memory", but only time will tell.


printable version
chaos

It's time to take the penny out of circulation Words that sound dirty but really aren't Squaw Gold Indian Head Dollar
Susan B. Anthony Dollar GP, are you with me? Sacagawea All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku-Nuku
Loonie gold piece The Anna Nicole Show Weapon of Choice
Bent as a nine bob note Sac September 18, 2001 Sebadoh
Sawbuck Goldie Hawn Dooley's Original Toffee Liquor dollar
breasts Goldie two pound coin Return to Pooh Corner
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