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Pimps Up, Ho's Down

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(thing) by Purvis (4.1 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Fri Jun 08 2001 at 20:40:00

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'Pimps Up, Hoes Down' was an entertain-u-mentary, that aired on HBO several years ago as part of the America Undercover series. It was rather short on actual information (thus I hesitate to call it a documentary) but contained scene after hilarious scene of various pimps just doing their thing, along with some cheesy narration from Iceberg Slim books and a soundtrack.

Featured were such luminaries as Don 'The Magic' Juan, a pimp and Christian preacher, Ice-T, the former rapper who insists that his music career was a brief period in which he was a ho in an otherwise pimpin' life, Mr. Whitefolks, the Bentley driving purple-hatted Caucasian who is 'in the game,' Pimpin' Ken, a poindexterous pimpin' nerd, Big Lex, a lesbian pimp, and King James, who is just a plain ol' pimp. The culmination of the hour long laugh fest is the 'pimp of the year' awards or some such convention in Las Vegas, where Don 'The Magic' Juan is the honorary host and discusses the 'Kwi-teeria' for giving out the awards.


Update

Purivs has come into posession, thanks to Beigs, of a DVD of the director's cut of Pimp's Up, Ho's Down (sic). Yes, that's how it's (mis)spelled on the cover, to which I must defer since I don't recall seeing the words actually written out anywhere in the HBO version.

The director's cut features some additional strip club footage and some other stuff here and there, but the major addition is a lengthy jaw-droppingly incoherent rant by a coked-up Dion Sanders look-alike.


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Don Magic Juan Mandy Moore Shut down Napster, not Metallica Pimpin ain't easy
My recent perfect date has given me hope Clear Channel's list of questionable songs pimp The QXZ and Purvis Faux-Detroit Brooklyn Bash
Simple methods for conversing with those suffering from death Manual Operation of Train Signals (or "Making ding-ding with no choo-choo") pimpmobile Honda CRX
Pimpship Ice-T pimp slap QVC
American Pimp ho Caucasian Hooker with a Penis
Iceberg Slim All your base are belong to us Strawberry shortcake Anorexic girls at the gym hogging the machines
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