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Panda Express

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(place) by BurningTongues (2 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Thu Aug 30 2001 at 8:38:30

Panda Express is a chinese food fast-food joint. Their most popular item by far is their orange chicken. The food quality varies greatly from restaurant to restaurant. They sometimes have this kick-ass eggplant-tofu stir-fry to please all you vegetarians out there.

Word of caution: If you happen to go in at a time when the place isn't really busy, don't order anything from the trays that are almost empty. Either ask them to make some fresh or order something else. Likewise, if your food arrives sort of cold, SEND IT BACK. My friends and I got a really horrible case of food poisoning from some old beef and broccoli we ate there.
Bon apetite!


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