| This is what the Australian Government is rumoured to be changing the Aussie dollar's name to, given the fact that its pretty much worthless anywhere else in bloody world at the moment.
The Australian dollar cracked under US50¢ (the mighty greenback!) for the first time on Wednesday night, falling to a new low of US49.87¢ in early European trade.
It's like a currency limbo, how looooow can you goooo?
Hey, if we change the name, it'll go good with that whole Banana Republic thing that Paul Keating seems to like so much.
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