| Ah, robot love. Sometimes, when two robots live and work together for a long time under stressful circumstances, certain...feelings develop. And sometimes those feelings simply must be acted upon.
Listen with me now, as we join the homomechasexual tryst in progress:
The following is a transcript of a very creative piece of sound editing which can be found at http://www.tfrid.com/sounds/OPMAGSEX.WAV
(begin ambient music)
Ultra Magnus: Uhh, this doesn't feel right, Prime.
Optimus Prime: I know. Magnus, I've had these...overwhelming feelings...
(metallic impact sound)
Ultra Magnus: Optimus Prime!
(metallic impact sound)
Optimus Prime: Open...
Ultra Magnus: Damn it, open!
Optimus Prime: (gasps)
(metallic impact sound)
Optimus Prime: Ultra Magnus, it's...big. (gasps) Bigger than the matrix. I'm (gasps)...I'm (gasps)...release(chokes)...unbelievable!
(cascading electronic twitter sound)
Ultra Magnus: Prime!
Many thanks to Pseudo Intellectual for supplying me with the link. | 
