Everything2
Near Matches
Ignore Exact
Full Text
Everything2

Oompa Loompa

created by holloway

(person) by waverider37 (1 d) (print)   ?   I like it! Thu Sep 29 2005 at 4:55:28

Oompa Loompas, from Loompaland, are very short and have orange skins. They were once a people that lived in treetops to get away from vicious pests. They had little to eat except mashed bugs that tasted awful, and three or four cacao beans every year, which they loved more than anything. They also loved to sing and dance, especially in honour of cacao beans.

Their lives changed when the tribe chief was approached by one Mr. Willy Wonka, famous for his chocolate factory that had recently closed down. In a funny sort of sign language, the two of them conversed. The meeting ended when Mr Wonka suggested that the Oompa Loompa tribe come to live in the humungous chocolate factory, and work there in exchange for as many cacao beans as they wished.

Of course, the chief agreed, and to this day they work for Mr. Wonka's successor, one Charlie Bucket. They still love singing and dancing, they still love cacao beans and they still love to stay away from the pests.


printable version
chaos

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory latex Willy Wonka
Veruca Salt scary Superbad You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
Grunka Lunka Augustus Gloop Loompanics Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
Intel Vicodin One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war! The Grand Inquisitor
individual creature HTML Help rumor
Cowlike Loompaland Fight Club Greenwich Mean Time
Y'know, if you log in, you can write something here, or contact authors directly on the site. Create a New User if you don't already have an account.
  Epicenter
Login
Password

password reminder
register

Everything2 Help

Cool Staff Picks
Look at this mess the Death Borg made!
The Crucifixion of Christ
pro-anorexia
monster truck
green tea
How to choose the appropriate graphics format
Apocrypha
First Nations
I like the way he reads poetry
Forms of poetry
In Watermelon Sugar
ISBN Country codes
Idi Amin
Candiru
New Writeups
jordan2233
I need a stoner girlfriend(person)
Ouzo
Blue Ovaries, Grrrrrrwl(log)
uncljoedoc
explanation(person)
Noung
One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it(idea)
AspieDad
Pornology(essay)
nailbiter
Nicole duFresne(person)
Simulacron3
stigmergy(idea)
nakusavi
Yesterday I learned how to kiss(idea)
aneurin
UK Local Elections 2008(event)
Phyrkrakr
Kansas City Royals(thing)
niruena
Amalric of Bena(person)
niruena
Third Crusade(event)
Ariloulaleelay
I am a female android(personal)
csmith1492
Sublime Optimism(person)
etouffee
A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted(poetry)
E2 is a by-product of the existence of The Everything Development Company