Fundamentalist idiot on plane: Yeeehaa, Praise be Allah!
World: Fuck.
US Government & US Media: Lets get Bin Laden!
Ignored voice: Didn't the terrorists responible for the bombing die on the plane and are beyond mortal justice now? If possibly financing someone to act as combat proxies is equivalent to killing, then wouldn't any casualties in US retaliations be morally bourne by the US taxpayers and voters?
Bush (to Taliban): Hand over Bin laden or else we will blow you to smithereens! No exceptions, if you don't hand over Bin Laden RIGHT NOW no matter what you say your country is going to be bombed back to the stone age.
Taliban: Bin Laden is not here. By the way, we are already in the stone age.
Bush: Ok, you asked for it camelf***er
US Media, Many US Citizens: Protect us government.
Ignored voice: You guys kill each other with handguns at over 10 times the rate of September 11 EACH YEAR. Shouldn't we be having a War on Guns?
Ignored voice: What about my rights as a US citizen?
Bush: Fuck. Bin Laden is not there!
Ghost of Taliban member: I told you so!
Ignored voice: So you mean I have had my rights violated, more Afghani civilians, human beings, have been killed by us than in the original attacks and you still don't have the lead SUSPECT yet?
Military-Industrial Complex: Woohoo, a war will boost our corporate welfare through more defence spending and increased numbers of prisoners in our privatised prisons. Let's use some of our profits to lobby a political party so we can get even more defence spending and tougher laws to provide more prisoners and bombs next year!
Ignored Voice: I want to start a new country.
World: There is no land left.
Ignored Voice: Crap.
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