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Old Lady

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(person) by Adam Walker (1.5 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Mon Jul 24 2000 at 2:48:05

A term used by men to describe their female so's. As in Hey Joe, "I'm goin down to shoot my old lady."

Not necessarily old, but they have to be a lady, or it just gets weird from there.

OR

A descriptor of a woman who's age or looks (or both) have surpassed an arbitrary point when they can be called old. I hope no one calls me an old lady. Especially since I'm a guy.


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