Objectivist Marriage Vows

created by crayz
(idea) by crayz (6.3 y) (print)   (I like it!) 6 C!s Sun May 07 2000 at 17:08:55
"Do you promise to attempt to dominate and subdue this woman until such time as you grow bored?"
"Maybe."

"Close enough. And do you promise to applaud this man`s production until such time as you find someone with a bigger... corporation?"
"Whatever."

"By the power vested in me by having scammed you guys out of a marriage license fee, I now pronounce you man and appendage. May you be unencumbered by small persons."

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