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Nut snack

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(thing) by Cow Of Doom (3.2 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Thu Aug 24 2000 at 22:03:06

Sometimes, as the saying goes, you feel like a nut. And yes, it's true, sometimes you don't. But you can't have a whole meal of just nuts. No, you want a nut snack. You get a craving for the salty-sweet taste of good nuts and you just gotta have it! So go on down to your local convenience store and tell the guy behind the counter:

"Hey, man. I'm looking for a nut snack. How about it?

See if you can find some with that Mr. Peanut guy on them - that guy has some great nuts. This would be a great advertising campaign.

Eat my nut snack!

--Mr. Peanut


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nutsack Words that sound dirty but really aren't eggplant Herbs for protection
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