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No More Tears

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(thing) by eric+ (5.6 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Thu Jul 06 2000 at 18:38:44

Johnson & Johnson Baby Shampoo. When I was little I would call it "No More Tears" because that's what's written on the red bit of the label (at least that's what Mom told me because I couldn't yet read.) This is the best smelling shampoo in the whole, wide world. It's golden yellow, like the lightest and sweetest honey and their advertising pitch is actually true: if you get some in your eyes, it doesn't sting.


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