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Nice disks, wanna fsck?

created by WWWWolf

(idea) by WWWWolf (1.4 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 2 C!s Sun Nov 14 1999 at 9:04:05

A pickup line (sort of) that works, but only because computers always obey the commands and will blindly do what the user suggests. (Of course, computers don't need compliments such as the above remark about the niceness of the unmounted magnetic media.)

Note that this particular suggestion needs root priviledges.

See also: Nice shoes, wanna fuck?


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