Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die

created by Janek

(idea) by prole (5.3 d) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Tue Dec 26 2000 at 9:21:11

if something bleeds for a week and doesn't die, it's probably tougher than you and you'd do well not to fuck with it.

Never trust a skinny chef	When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?	Feminists make the best girlfriends	Do NOT feed the troll
.	What is it like to menstruate?	vagina	also known as menstruation
Psycho Dad	Never trust anything that can think for itself	Bathe her and bring her to me	Cheesy Poofs
Mr. Garrison	If it bleeds, it leads	It's obvious you've never owned a vagina	South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
fuck with	sexist	Freebase	Search & Destroy
PMS	moon dew	clitoris	The Sims

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