Never Give a Sucker an Even Break

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(thing) by mikemoto (2.2 y) (print) ? (I like it!) Tue Nov 21 2000 at 1:29:13

Unbelieveably funny and surrealistic W.C. Fields movie from 1941. The film basically revolves around a day in the life of Fields as he tries unsuccesfully to sell a bizarre movie script to a producer. Perhaps the strangest scene in the film sees "Uncle Bill" jumping out of an open airplane window in persuit of a dropped bottle of booze, whereupon he lands on a trampoline in a Russian village inhabited by Margaret Dumont and her virgin or presumably virgin daughter.

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Margaret Dumont	Disney's California Adventure	The Treasure of the Sierra Madre	W.C. Fields
Virgin	You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!	It's obvious you've never owned a penis	surrealistic
Oral sex	Break Thru	A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written	Soryu Asuka Langley
G5	sleeping together	The Battel of the Books	Eddie Gaedel
A Bridge Too Far	Forgiveness

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