I came back to my desk today after doing a fairly extensive Excel spreadsheet (Office 2000). I found my Paperclip sitting at the corner of the screen, like he was supposed to, however when I noticed his eyes, they were saggy, and looked a little bloodshot. I could have sworn he was stoned. I clicked on him (kind of like nudging someone who's stoned in real life), trying to get his attention. He moved slightly (like someone who's stoned in real life), but no box popped up asking me what question I wanted to ask him. Finally, clicking him a few more times and moving him around a bit brought him out of his stupor.

If he does it again, I'm switching to the Robot.