"Muscle Man"

Campfire Song

To the tune of "Down by the Station"

WARNING: Pidgin language ahead

I live-ee in-ee a teeny-weeny house-ee

I live-ee on-ee the thirty-first-ee floor

I take-ee in-ee loads and loads of laundry

Ruffles on the petticoats, tens tens more

I like a bow-wow better than a chow-chow

I like a muscle man, he likes me

Over in Hong Kong, big woman come along

Take away my muscle man, poor poor me