A fat and bald man who is a bad math teacher with the appearance of a giant baby. (don't tell him Math is hard he might slap you). One sad thing concerning Mr. Hebert is that he really does have a feel for the numbers but use's his powers for evil. Mr. Hebert has been accused of many things which he would claim false if challenged. Of the many crimes Mr. Hebert has been accused of eating babies and molesting a giant concrete dinosaur outside of a museum. When confronted with the accusation of dinosaur molestation Mr. Heberts only reply was "preposterous, I would never molest a dinosaur".

Some have attested that the dietary intake of babies has led to the outward appearence of this fat and bald human-slug-like creature. Mr. Hebert also has a dog which is ironically named Mr. Hebert's Dog. Mr. Hebert's wife (from whom he is now divorced) has, what some would call, a "sexy" voice. It is currently unknown what his wife's name is. One scenario that Mr. Hebert was involved in that almost led to his notoriety was a scandalous affair between his wife and a greek fisherman that had escaped from a nearby penal institution.

Mr. Hebert's many fears give an insight into the twisted character of this sad man. Ted is the man that Mr. Hebert fears most, you could say that he is Mr. Hebert's greatest threat. Some of his other fears include Babies (in a derrogatory sense he refers to babies as "Fucking eggs") rising up against him, someone pulling out his chair from beind him, someone knocking him down, not being able to teach math and getting hungry.

That is not to say that Mr. Hebert is without friends. A man calling himself Mr. Stoops often hangs out with Mr. Hebert but never has much to talk about. On several occasions Mr. Stoops again stranded Mr. Hebert at some guy's basement, after he deceived Mr. Hebert into thinking that he was to be taken to an amusment park Called Gowboy world.

Recently Mr. Hebert has been involved in a newer version of the do babys know math experiment and a little consensual sexual experimentation and hasn't had much time for anything else except for his recent completion of The initiation rites of the Botso punctuated by erotic math dreams