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Male-Bashing Bumper Stickers

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(thing) by LordOmar (1.8 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Wed Jan 19 2000 at 19:27:35

These little gems seem to be quite popular in my home town of Portland, Oregon, they commonly state things like "The best man for the job is a woman" and other quippy statements which put down the male gender. At first they were a bit funny, now they're down right obnoxious. Signs of the double standard in America. I'd love to see how many women would key my car if I had a bumper sticker that said "Women are sometimes moody". Although one person I spoke to had a theory that these bumper stickers are the way that members of the lesbian conspiracy identify one another.

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Lesbian conspiracy Where feminism lost me criminalize the human body Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots double standard Feminists make the best girlfriends Adam was a rough draft
If the camper's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin' Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons Half Baked GEM
Moody How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex Shrimp Dumplings with Crab Ovaries Dirty Illegal Monkey Sex 2
Feminists For Fornication bumper sticker wearing buttons is not enough key
Dog breeds Famous people with only one testicle Conspiracy Theory: Black Helicopters Unix conspiracy
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