Malcolm

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(thing) by girlotron (2.4 y) (print) ? (I like it!) Sun Sep 10 2000 at 15:29:24

Also an excellent 1986 Aussie film by Nadia Tass about an autistic who builds gadgets. He takes in a bank robber as a lodger, and they evolve the idea of a brilliantly silly robbery using ashtrays that fire guns and a hilarious car that splits in half. Soundtrack by the Penguin Cafe Orchestra, clips from which have been used on countless TV ads.

(idea) by Jurph (1.9 d) (print) ? (I like it!) Mon Apr 30 2001 at 21:56:06

An innocuously titled ditty by The Arrogant Worms. The tune is upbeat and cheery, and the lyrics are guaranteed to put a smile on your face.

Billy solves his problems by calling up his Mom;
Heather solves her problems with drugs and alcohol;
Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law;
But Malcolm's got his own way and it's better than them all:

Chorus:
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw;
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw;
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw;
And he never has the same problem twice!

Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late,
Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate,
Awful TV programs or a broken Elvis plate,
Or his fiancee who dumps him because he's gaining weight,

Chorus

...And he goes:

"AAAHHHHHRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

...problem solved."

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chaos

Malcolm X	Limbo	Nadia Tass	The Arrogant Worms
Malcolm in the Middle	Mental Notes	Australian film	drug slang
Bad Boy Bubby	Godspeed You Black Emperor!	gunzel	Macbeth
autistic	autism	No. 69 Tram	Rain Man
Sunday Too Far Away	The Black Panthers	Publix	Dogs in Space
Yahoo Serious	Dream Log: April 12, 2000	tram	Melbourne

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