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Mace Windu is a bad motherfucker

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(idea) by Jet-Poop (5 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 6 C!s Wed Jun 28 2000 at 1:33:21

"Skywalker 25:17 - The path of the righteous Jedi is beset on all sides by the inequities of the Sith-ish and the tyranny of evil directors. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Jar-Jar, for he is truly his Ewok's keeper and the finder of lost Vaders. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my midichlorians. And you will know my name is the Mace when I stick my lightsabre inside thee."

(Sound of screams)
(Sound of blaster fire)

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