Omnipotence can be a chore
And watching those sparrows a bore
Come on, leave Earth's cradle
Stop picking your navels
And join Me up here evermore.

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I'm in Heaven and My Name is holy
I am mighty whilst you are the lowly
I give you all bread
So don't get a swelled head!
...and lay off the Red Bull and Stoli!

(A nodeshell challenge by novalis).

There once was this Prophet named Jesus
Who promised that He never would leave us.
For His trouble and grief
He was treated like a thief
And now the Rapture's coming to sieze us.

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I gave you all the Breath of Life
And for this, you blame Me for your strife!
I just hope you understand
It was by your own hand-
I wield Love, but never a knife.