Life sucks. Get over it.

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(idea) by backlash (5.5 y) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Sun May 28 2000 at 6:22:49

Life Sucks. Get over it. Eat grapes. Try to write your name using your butt to pick up the pen. Make fun of ugly babies. Write "eat me" on objects that shouldn't be eaten. Do static electricity tests on your neighbor's cat. Leave the lid off your blender every once in a while. Make COndOM BallOon AniMals. Go to a populated place and pretend you're a viking. Make a collection of squishy things. Flatulate. Claim the local McDonalds in the name of Spain. Draw hieroglyphics on bathroom walls. Go an entire day speaking Gibberish. Go to work and act like a Goldfish.

Seek Elk for Christ.

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When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons	If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK	Men's reluctance to try friends	Christ is the Answer
C'est La Vie	rules to the game of life	As soon as you're born you start dying	Enjoy yourself. This is utmost in importance.
I dedicate all my love to your hot inner beauty	Meaning of life	When life gives you lemons make lemonade	Shit happens
elk	This is your life	Are you a sexist pig? Then buy our booze!	One-sided relationships
When life gives you lemons	grapes	It's like that	Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
It's better to have loved and lost	How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?	Katherine Harris	ZOT!

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