Learn how to swear in different languages

- Mark Twain

Well, I can't swear fluently in seventeen languages, but I'm doing pretty well, I think. I'm over half way there (including English). This should be enough to get you by in the following languages:

Arabic

• koos - cunt.
• koos emek - literally means "your mother's cunt". Used more as the English "fuck you" or "shit!".
• sharmuta - whore. In Hebrew, used as slut.
• zib - dick.

Dutch

• eikel - literally means dickhead.
• godverdomme - "God damn it."
• klootzak - literally means "testicles", but it is used more like "asshole".
• kut - cunt/pussy. Also used like the English "shit".
• lul - dick.
• rukhond - wanker. You can add vuile (vuile rukhond] for dirty wanker.

French

• cul - ass.
• merde - shit.
• nique ta mere - fuck your mother. (Thanks Linca).
• putain - whore.
• va te faire foutre - fuck you or go fuck yourself. (mkb says: 'foutre is not quite as strong as "fuck". it is a slang verb for "to do"')
• mkb adds: In addition "baiser" as a verb also means "to fuck". "un bitte" is dick and "une pipe" is blowjob. "un pédé" (pronounced payday) is derogatory form of homosexual. "C'est chiant" is like saying "that makes me shit". "con" is about equivalent to dumbass or asshole.

German

• Ach du lieber Gott - for the love of God. Thanks mblase.
• Arschloch - arsehol. thanks Apatrix.
• hurensohn - son of a bitch.
• mach es dir selber - go fuck yourself.
• mutterficker - motherfucker.
• scheisse - shit.
• scheisskopf - literally means shithead.
• schweinhund - literally means pig-dog. Thanks mblase.

Hebrew

• אחותך הצולעת (pronounced "akhotkha hatzola'at") - literally your limping sister. Used a lot (for no reason that I can understand). Most often used in "כוס אחותך הצולעת" ("kus akhotkha hatzola'at") - "your limping sister's cunt", which is used more like the English "fuck you".
• בן זונה ("ben zona") - literally means son of a bitch.
• חפש מי ינענע אותך ("khapes mi yena'ane'a otkha") - literally means "find someone to shake you". Used like the English "fuck off".
• כוס אמא שלך ("kus ima shelcha") - literally means your mother's cunt. It used more like "You asshole".
• לך תזדיין ("lech tizdayen") - fuck off.
• תמצוץ לי ("timtzotz li") - blow me.

Hungarian

• lofasz a segedben (pronounced "lofos a shegedbe") - literally horse dick in your ass. This is actually the phrase that got me to write this node. It is amazing (you will agree) that the Hungarians actually have a word for horse dick. It is used more like "fuck off".

Italian

• cazzo - dick (or testa di cazzo - dickhead).
• fica - cunt.
• puttana - whore.
• testa di merda - shithead.
• tua madre si da per niente - your mother gives it away for free.
• vaffanculo - fuck off.

Spanish

• mierda - shit.
• pendejo - literally means pubic hair. But it is an all purpose swear word, like fuck and shit. Thanks GangstaFeelsGood.
• puta - whore.

Yiddish

• gayn kakken ofn yam - go shit in the sea.
• putz - dickhead.
• schmuck = dick.

Not all of these are my mother tongue. I may have made mistakes. Corrections/suggestion are, as always, welcome.

Maltese

"But you will surely reach a saturation point one day when every curse has been cursed and no more divine beings are left to blaspheme by"

my reply is a definite no.

The Basics

• Il-Ostja : (Il - Ostya), The Host, everyday expletive.
• L'oxx : (Losh), Cunt, idiot.
• Liba : Literally sperm, seminal fluid but is a harsh way of saying that the person in question is very nasty.
• Hudu f'sormok : Up yours. Very rare.
• F'oxx ommok : (Fosh ommok), Fuck your mother.
• F'oxx kemm ghandek : (Fosh kem andek) Fuck all your relatives.

Basic Blasphemy

• Haqq (insert deity) : (Haqq is almost impossible to pronounce. The 'q' is a hard guttural sound almost like a suppressed cough) Basically means Damn whoever. Commonly Alla or Madonna.
• F'oxx (insert deity) : Fuck whatever deity you've chosen.

Journey on

• F'oxx ommok, dik il-"insert adjective here" : Fuck your mother, that "adjective". Most commonly qahba(guttural 'q' and hard 'h'), liba, etc.
• F'oxx (complex phrase) : A basic example would be "F'oxx l-iskarpan li gibdek" (Fosh liskahrpahn lee jib-deck) meaning 'Fuck the shoemaker that assisted to your delivery', but this is only scratching the surface.