From the Simpsons:
Over the years, a news reporter learns things that he simply cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so the following people are gay:
MATT GROENING (Executive Producer)
KEN TSUMARA (Animation Co-Producer for Gracie Films)
GEORGE MEYER (Co-Executive Producer)
JOEL KUWAHARA (Assistant to the Producers)
BILL OAKLEY (Supervising Producer)
ELIZABETH JACOBS (Assistant to Mr. Mirkin)
JOSH WEINSTEIN (Supervising Producer)
JANE O'BRIEN (Assistant to the Producers)
ANNETTE ANDERSEN (Assistant to Mr. Groening)
JENNIFER CRITTENDEN (Staff Writer)
MIKE SCULLY (Producer)
DOMINIQUE BRAUD-STIGER (Post-roduction Assistant)
GREG DANIELS (Producer)
JOSEPH BOUCHER (Producer)
AL JEAN (Consulting Producer)
PING WARNER (Post-Production Assistant)
MIKE REISS (Consulting Producer)
CRAIG FEENEY (Assistant to the Producers)
RICHARD RAYNISS (Producer)
DON GILBERT (Assistant to the Producers)
DAVID MIRKIN (Executive Producer)
JACQUELINE ATKINS (Assistant to the Producers)
CHRIS LEDESMA (Music Editor)
MARK McJIMSEY (Dialogue Sound Editor)
ALF CLAUSEN (Music)
ALISON ELLIOTT (Post-Production Supervisor)
DAVID SILVERMAN (Producer)
DAVID COHEN (Story Editor)
The first line was said by Kent Brockman when Springfield seems to be doomed by Bart's Comet. The list quickly scrolls up the screen. Note that the job descriptions are added here for your convenience, they were not on the screen. | 
