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Kenny McCormick

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(person) by ximenez (2.2 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Fri May 26 2000 at 16:28:30

On a Catholic mailing list, a poster pointed out the similiarities between Kenny in South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut and Jesus (the real one, not the one in South Park). Kenny is killed and descends to Hell. On earth, everything turns to shit because people don't understand how to be. Just when everything looks lost, Kenny comes back from the dead and ends the war. Then, he shows people who and what he really is (by taking off his hood), and ascends to Heaven. Probably a coincidence, but interesting nonetheless.

(person) by Kyle3 (4.7 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Wed Nov 27 2002 at 13:29:41

Kenny McCormick came from a poor family, whose home was like a third-world country. Both of his parents are unemployed, unless you count drinking Scotch. He had an older brother named Kevin. Kenny was easily recognizable by his orange parka, which covered most of his face and therefore made it almost impossible to understand what he's saying except to Stan, Kyle and Cartman. Many of his mumblings have been said to be very vulgar. Kenny used to die in nearly every episode until December 5, 2001, when he died for good from a terminal illness. He was cremated and placed in an urn. Recently, Cartman uncovered Kenny's ashes, and, mistaking it for chocolate milk mix, drank him. Kenny's soul inhabited Cartman's body for about 3 weeks, until Chef's mama exorcised him and accidentally sent Kenny's soul into a potroast. The potroast was then lost at the airport and picked up by Rob Schneider, setting the basis for his next incredibly stupid movie, in which he plays a man who thinks he's an 8-year old boy who gets killed.


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