July 19, 2003

I fixed my NES. I know how to fix them now. But I lost the tool I'd made to fix NESes with, so my knowledge is completely and utterly useless. I don't remember how I made it so I'll never be able to fix any NESes until I find it again. But that's okay, because I also know how NESes break, so I can train people to never break the ones they have that work.

I have no idea where my NES games are. Sure, I still have a few of my lesser-played titles - Swords & Serpents, Low G Man, Mega Man, The Karate Kid, etc. - but I can't find a single one of the games I played all the time - CastleVania, River City Ransom, World Cup Soccer, Skate or Die, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. I still have manuals and boxes for these games, and I know I didn't sell them. I also know that someone has my copy of Final Fantasy, but I know that I'll never be able to get it back so what's the point of pining after it? I have FF:O, anyway, so I can still play FF1. I bought another copy of River City Ransom. I'm going to buy another copy of World Cup Soccer. I might as well collect the rest of the series, too, which I never had before - Renegade, Crash n' The Boys: Street Challenge, Super Dodgeball, etc.

Right now I feel completely worthless, but it's okay because I'm going camping. And canoeing. I'll be too busy getting sunburnt and sleeping (or pretending to sleep) to feel bad about anything. Right. Camping. I need to pack. Fuck it. I'll do it tomorrow.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages! It has been bought to my attention that using electric razors is bad for your complexion.

For optimum saftey hold razor at least 30cm away from your face, this way there will be no nicks, chips or holes ripped in your absolutely fabulous complexion.

You can now purchase a "Electric razor protection pack", this pack includes an inch thick plastic covering for your face (for use only when shaving), a bottle of moisturiser to apply after you shave (while holding the razor at least 30cm away from you), a brand new bottle of "apply-in-thirty-seconds-and-the-hairs-on-your-face-will-magically-shrivel-up-and-you-will-be-totally-hair-free!" and of course a razor cleaning kit (to get rid of those hairs from the blades - you know the ones that are still on your face? - yeah, those ones).

I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise to all readers of this daylog, my blabbering and jibbering isn't good to listen to if your trying to maintain a sane lifestyle. Please excuse me while I hit the power swi--