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Johnson City is a small town tucked into the the North East corner of
Tennessee
. It was originally chartered in 1869 and founded by
Henry Johnson
. Currently, we have a population just breaking 56,000. (
note: this is what the sign on the highway says, but I have my doubts.
) We're about 100 miles
East
of
Knoxville
, and about 20 miles off of
I-81
As I have lived here all of my 21 years, I thought I should give a few tips to any visitors we might get.
Points Of Interests
1. We are the home of
Dr. Enuf
, that strangely citrus/milky soda of
international fame
.
2. The majority of all visitors are here because of
NASCAR
. We're just a 15-30 minute drive from
Bristol Motor Speedway
, which has been called "the fastest track in
NASCAR
". Of course, I don't know, they wouldn't let me drive on it.
3. If your not coming for
NASCAR
, don't come during a race weekend. It's impossible to drive, and the entire town becomes a
speed trap
.
4. We are also home to
East Tennessee State University
. Of which I am a student.
Food
1.
Pug's Subs
: This is easily the best sandwiches in town. Heart-cloggin
Philly Cheese Steak
(the
Cheese Whiz
kind), a damn good Reuben, and they are soon to open a pizza place just across the street. And, it's pretty cheap. Plus, there's a picture behind the counter of the owner brandishing a
baseball bat
. How could you not love a place like that?
2.
Dixie Barbeque
: While I personally have some problems with this place (ex: Their roof is painted like a GIANT
rebel flag
), I can't deny they have some really good
pulled pork
sandwiches. They also play
The Andy Griffith Show
on multiple TVs throughout the entire day.
3.
Magic Wok
: The cheapest and best
chinese
restaurant in town. It's not to
clean
and the service isn't that good either, but unless your a
stickler
about it, it's worth it.
4.A note about restaurants: We have over 100 restaraunts in this town, so I only named a few that are cheap and serve good food. The majority of the restaurants in
Johnson City
serve your basic
chain restaurant
type of fair.
Drink
1.
The Sophisticated Otter
: The only
brew pub
in the area. I can vouch that their
beer
is pretty good, but I mainly stick to the
Guinness
. It's loud on the weekends and empty during the week and occasionally they have live shows. (With a penchant for
Rockabilly
) It also doubles as a restaurant, with fairly decent food. (
And it's only 2 blocks from my house! No
DUI
for me.
)
2.Note: Because
The Sophisticated Otter
is the only real standout of all the bars in town, the rest only get brief mentions.
3.
Dance Clubs
: Wanna do
body shots
and get
seizures
from
strobe lights
? Well, check out the
The Planet
,
Rafter's
, and
Poor Richards
. Expect lots of
college kids
and
vomit
in the parking lot.
4.
Country Bars
: Feel like wearing a big hat and
line dancing
? Check out
The Nashville Sound
. It's a pretty big place, and with all the extra
bouncers
they hired, it should be fairly safe.
Shopping
Shopping in
Johnson City
is pretty limited. Not because there aren't many stores, but because the vast majority of the stores around here are major chains. You can buy stuff at
The Mall
, or if your feeling frisky, go to one of the
strip malls
that are popping up daily. So, included here are the only two small record stores lef tin town:
1.
Mr. K's
: This is all about used CDs and books. Trying to find a cd there is kind of hit and miss, but if you look from
A-Z
, your bound to find something you want. Their book selection is pretty good to, and you'll be amazed at some of the books you'll find. BTW: They just started carrying vinyl.
2.
Dad's CDs
: Basically about the same as
Mr. K's
, except for the fact that they also carry new CDs. The selection is pretty diverse, and if your looking for something uncommon, it's the place to be. It also beats going to the
Mall
and buying from
Waves
.
All in all,
Johnson City's
a pretty nice town. It's growing pretty well and more and more
suburbs
are popping up on the outside of town. It's not to
redneck
for the South, and still kind of feels like a small town.
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