Joe Sixpack

(idea) by crystal lattice (7.8 y) (print) ? (I like it!) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 14:52:53

Joe Sixpack is the generic guy who sits on his couch watching the football, hockey, soccer, baseball games incessantly, in between watching trashy american sitcoms. This person believes he's a great person and citizen if he votes once every four years. See: Al Bundy. Noam Chomsky uses Joe Sixpack as an example of what not to be. I like Noam Chomsky.

Noam Chomsky	I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING!	John Q. Public	It's the Internet, I can do what I want
Al Bundy	My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?	The sitcom rule of dancing	American supremacy, arms sales and proliferation
Cyber Wars	Glock 17C	Capitalize, please	an emotional version of Sir Isaac Newton's 3rd law of physics
Warez Doodz don't understand Free Software	sitcom	Why Linux sucks	Guy Montag
Glock 24C	sitcom plot clichés	Why sitcom relationships are so excellent	Barcalounger
Books Not Bombs	Red Hat Linux 9	Standard sitcom episode structure	Joe Garelli

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