Everything2
Near Matches
Ignore Exact
Full Text
Everything2

Jill off

created by Pseudo_Intellectual

(thing) by sctprog (2 d) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Fri Jun 22 2001 at 7:26:11

A word play on the phrase Jack off in reference to the 'Jack and Jill' Mother Goose story.

Also, a source of great fascination and mystery for straight and bisexual teenage guys. Most said individuals would do anything to witness firsthand a girl masturbating. Unfortunately, it has been my experience that girls are far more worrysome about their bodies than their male counterparts and are therefore far more reluctant to play with themselves while being ogled at.

printable version
chaos

Ewww, icky boob job! The Bald-headed Hermit and the Artichoke Masturbation euphemisms Can porn appeal to women?
Small things amuse large minds jillaroo Sexual myths about women Jack and Jill
Masturbation Female ejaculation How to calm a cat in heat teenage
Jill What do you call a woman's genitalia? jack off Pink underwear syndrome
cunt Retro raunch hill boydykefag
Three Planets thought experiment David C. Kelly bisexual jack
Y'know, if you log in, you can write something here, or contact authors directly on the site. Create a New User if you don't already have an account.
  Epicenter
Login
Password

password reminder
register

Everything2 Help

Cool Staff Picks
Nodes your sibling would have liked:
24
Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
Civil defense for your refrigerator
My New Life in Another Country
July 30, 2003
Alice's Restaurant
Elephant
Mad World, or my weekend in Afghanistan
The Hellfire Club
reading Japanese
I had a brother, once
Finnish proverbs
Phineas Gage
New Writeups
BookReader
Fear the Cold(dream)
Pavlovna
Kathleen MacInnes(person)
stainedglass
1(fiction)
kalen
Three "T"s(idea)
octillion369
Undead(idea)
archiewood
Ico(fiction)
Heisenberg
Why I love Everything2(log)
octillion369
Death Knight(person)
XWiz
Are you hoping for a miracle?(review)
santo
The Host(review)
LostPsion
"Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters(idea)
beatrice
You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?(idea)
Berek
YouTube(thing)
shaogo
How to Pretend to Have a Job(idea)
hapax
Les Provinciales(review)
E2 is a by-product of the existence of The Everything Development Company