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Jan Crouch
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Matriarch and wealthy co-founder of the
Trinity Broadcasting Network
, yet another channel devoted to saving one's
soul
while simultaneously emptying one's pockets.
Jan's
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cozy wardrobe, pink wig collection and hideous make-up application have indeed made her a hit with the octogenarian set.
She is famous for enriching the lives of Christian women everywhere by holding powerful seminars like: "Christian
Liposuction
," which included a moving speech by Jan's own cosmetic surgeon in 1999.
At a TBN prayer rally in Tacoma, WA in 1989, Jan told the audience that as a child, she and her younger sister brought their dead pet chicken back from the dead by anointing it with cooking oil and praying over it on a kitchen table.
I wish it wasn't true but it is, I was in the audience.
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